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Geo Pathan

Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan: Bhai Behn Ka
Techer: Wo Ksy?
Pathan: Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Memon se Masjid ka Chanda

1 Memon Se Ksi Ne Masjid K Lye Chanda Manga. Memon Ne Foran 10,000 Ka Check De Dia.
Aadmi: Is Pr Sign To Kro.
Memon: Hum Nek Kam Me Apna Nam Zahir Nhe Krte.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo Raat Ko Aay Aur Subah Chali Jaay

Baap: Beta Tujhey Kesi Bivi Chaheay?

Beta: Chand Jesi

Baap: Itni Khoobsurat?

Beta:Nahi, Aisi Jo Raat Ko Aay
Aur Subah Chali Jaay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy

Aik Sharabi Raat Kay Waqat
Apnay Dost Kay Sath Jaraha Hota Hay
Rastay Main Talab Per Nazar Parhti Hay
Tu Us Main Us Ko Chand Dikhta Hay
Woh Apny Dost Say Kahta Hay:
Yaar Ye Kia Hay
Dost Kehta Hay Chand Hay
Sharabi Hairan Ho Ker
Yaar Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Haji DON

Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Aik Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain

Ap Ka Khadim Haji Don

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje

NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje
Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya
Jab Sardaron Ko Pucha Gaya To Bole
Aaj Amawas Hai,Chand To Hoga Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Woo cool reply

A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?

The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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