Women; 639 Jokes
GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..
BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??
GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,
Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A girl asked her friend why are you wearing a wedding ring in the wrong
finger? The other answered To
show other that I was married to the
wrong person.'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:-Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega?
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A woman ws kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husbnd n demanded money...
Husbnd replied- I want more proof
MUNDI BHEJO MUNDI ;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl- Nice mobile, where did u buy?
Boy- I won dis in a running race.
Girl- How many people participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE and ME.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
if a girl get 98% mark her response,
kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,
if boy gets 35% mark he says:
check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Santa-ApNe khud hi To Kaha tha k Ghar Aate huye cheeni Lete Aana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Meri Premika Ki Mang Itani Badi Thi Ki Mujhe Usase Rishta Todna Pada.
Banta: Uski Mang Kya Thi
Santa: Shadi ki.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife- Pados wale Pappu ki beti ko Math mein 99 marks mile
Husband- Arre yaar!
1 no. Kahan gya??
Wife- Wo hmara beta laya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1Ladki Ko Maine Bola
*Good Morning*
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Ek Ladki Ko Maine Bola
*Good Morning*
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or
Ladki Ke Baap Ne Mujhe Bola
*THIS IS LAST WARNING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
“Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?
Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)