Women; 639 Jokes
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
THERE ARE BASICALLY 7 TYPES OF GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::
1.HARD DISK GIRLS:
remember everything forever.
2.RAM GIRLS:
forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3.SACREENSAVER GIRLS:
just for looking.
4.INTERNET GIRLS :
difficult to access.
5.SERVER GIRLS:
always busy when you needed.
6.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7.VIRUS GIRLS:
these type of girls are normaly called
::WIFE::
once enters in your system don,t leave even after format.
by Choudhry Asim (few years ago!)
Beautiful Girl
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
by Shak (few years ago!)
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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by Shak (few years ago!)
Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudoo, papa aa gaye hai
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v manzil hai
Girl:- Janu ye subh - asubh sochne ka waqt nahi hai, jaldi kud jao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnasib hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Girl Checks Her Weight And The Machine Display 56kg .
After Removes Sandal = 54
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: Tell me one thing, What do you do when you miss me?
Boyfriend: I’ll eat yours Favorite Chocolates and remember you! And what you do? Girlfriend: I’ll drink yours favorite whiskey! Say Cheers !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
LADY 2 BHIKHARI-
MAINE TUMHE KAHI DEKHA H?
BHIKHARI-KYA MADAM! KAL HI TO fb PE CHATTING KI THI OR AAPNE MERI PHOTO PE COMMENT DIA THA
LOOKIN SO SWEET.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein
Marr Gayi Lutt Gayi Barbaad
Ho Gayi . . .
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Boy: Main Kon Sa Tere Pyar
Mein BILL GATES Ban Gaya ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)