Women; 639 Jokes

Ye jo Samnay Larka

Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.

Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.

Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is girlfriend ?

Question:what is girlfriend ?

Answer: jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay "Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Buhut chahti hy

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan
Q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How to Propose

Best way to propose a girl:

Take her to Sea.
Then say sit in a boat and

Then take the boat in the middle of Sea

Then Say MARRY Me or Leave my Boat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bill

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I Love U Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY :I Love U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Die 4U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Can't Live without U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Send U EsyLod
Girl:Realy?
BOY:Bhonk mat;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho

Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho? Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min

Inbox dlete, Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete

Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya.

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?

Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI Gi

Santa-Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI

Girl-Choro na

Santa-Tumhare baal ktne khubsurat hai

Girl-Choro na,Aap Bhi

Santa-Itni der se chor hi raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret reh

GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H

GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha

MORAL : GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chho

Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi Monu-Ha

Sonu-Daru Monu-Ha

Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
EK KHUBSURAT LADKI

EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI
TO BOLI:Oh, I am sorry'..!
SANTA:HI, I am santa singh...
nice to meet
u MISS SORRY..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

1 Pathan bhut der se ek haseen larki ko ghoor raha tha,

Larki Boli: kia dekh rahe ho?

Pathan Bola:Wo hum soch raha tha k agar aap hamari Ammi hoti to hum bhi bhut \”khoubsourat\” hota……

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Girl Friend And Mobile

Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?

Banta: Both Are Disconnected
When There Is NO Money.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Have You Seen My?

Girl: Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where????

Santa: Not At All
How Does She Look Like!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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