Other; 3338 Jokes

50 paise nai 50 rupee don ga

Faqeer:50 paise de de, me ne 3 din se khana nai khaya.
Admi:50 paise nai 50 rupee dunga,pehlay ye bata 50 paise me khana kahan se milta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Gala daba raha hun.

Bv: me jb gana gati hun to ap balocony me q chale jate hain?
Husband:is lye k kahen muhale wale ye na samjhen me ap ka gala daba raha hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Kon saala kehta hai

Judge:u r crossing the limits.
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge:how dare you call me saala?

Lawyer:my lord,i said kon sa law kehta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Kam na karne ki saza

Student:sir,kisi ko aise kaam ki saza di ja sakti hai jo us ne kia na ho.
Teacher:nai.
Student:me ne home work nai kia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Long drive pe

Girl:hum kahan ja rahe hain?
Boy:long drive pe
girl:woow pehlay kiun nai btaya
boy:mujhe bi abi pata chala hai.
Girl:wo kaise?
Boy:break nai lag rahi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Choohe maar dawai

Pappu:choohe marne wali dawai to dena.

Dokandar:ghar le k jani hai

pappu:aur kia choohe pakar kar yahan le aaon

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Friend ki nishanian

Friend ki 3 nishanian;->

1.kamena kbi cal nai kare ga.

2.zalim hanas hans k sms pare ga.


3.chahe jitni beizzti kar lo besharam sms pora pare ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bura nai sochta

Wife:ap ne kabi ye socha hai k agr me shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kia hota?

Husband:me kbi kisi ka bura nai sochta

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Womans toilet

Teacher:aisi kisi jagah ka naam btao jis ko banaya to admi ne ho magr wo wahan ja na sakta ho.


Student:woman toilet

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Kuch to pehan le

1980 girls:maan me jeans pehanun gi.

Maan:nai beti log kia kahen ge


2014 girls:maan me mini skirt pehanun gi

maan:pehan le beti kuch to pehan le.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Kanjos ka ghar jal gaya

Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag gai wo ghar ko bacha nai saka

pata hai kiun?

;->

kiun k wo pori raat fire-brigade ko miss calen deta raha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
3 bandar gum ho gae

3 bandar zoo se farar ho gae.
1 tv dekh raha hai.
2.game khel raha hai.
3.tum nai ho dost aisa na socho
abi tak wo mil nai raha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Urdu to english translate

Teacher:sarak pe golian chal rahi thi .
Is english me tarnslate karo.
Student:tablets were going on the road.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Marne do salon ko.

Teacher:ap ka dost aur ap ki girlfriend doob rahe hain to ap kis ko bachao ge.
Pappu:doone do donon ko sale akale kia kar rahe the.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Shadi tm se karon ga.

Girl:meri maan ko tum bahut pasnd ho.
Larka:sharmate howe
kuch bi ho jae hum shadi tum se kare ga

maan ko kaho mujhe bool jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Most Viewed Jokes

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me ..

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Ya To Purani Ticket Hai

Pathan Ki Udaasi

Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho

Santa Is Not Sleeping With H..

Teacher fees mafi

Test Match

Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera..

Ek Kanwaari Larki

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook