50 paise nai 50 rupee don ga
Faqeer:50 paise de de, me ne 3 din se khana nai khaya.
Admi:50 paise nai 50 rupee dunga,pehlay ye bata 50 paise me khana kahan se milta hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 440 views
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