Other; 3338 Jokes
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?
Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..
Khan: To Phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAK
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
Mehman:wo Kese?
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife:jb me ap pe gusa karti hun to ap apna gusa kaise nikalte ho?
Shohar:toilet saf kar k
wife wo kaise
shohar:ap k toth bushar se saf karta hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boy was sitting alone in coffee shop.
A beautiful lady come and ask:if u don,t mind can i sit here?
Boy :no.;
lady:why?
Boy:because i have mind
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
2 choohe darkht pe baithe the ,darakht k neche se aik hathi guzra, aur aik chooha us k uper ja gira ,hathi ruk gaya, 2nd:daba k rakh sale ko me bi ata hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wife:aj me towel me thi aur room me achanak susar g aa gae,
husband:pher tum ne kia kya?
Wife:towel ko khol k sar pe le liya itni aqal mujh me bi hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)