Other; 3338 Jokes
Teacher:tumare bete ne sachool me fail hone k record tor diye hain.
Baap:kamena ghar me bartan torta hai aur ghar me records.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Shoahar:tum 3 ghante se darwaze pe khari kis se baten kar rahi ho.;-
bv:meri saheli thi bechari k pas andar ane ka time nai tha.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar g p.c.o gaye aur jate hi p.c.o wale ko 3 zordar thapar mare?
Q k
shop pe likha tha ,ptcl number dail karne se pehly 3 lagaen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wife:shadi se pehlay to tum bahut gift dia karte the magr ab kuch bi nai dete ho?
Husband:machli parkne k bad dana koi nai dalta
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 gadda ro ro k dua kar raha tha k mujhe parhna likhna aa jae
wo lamha qaboliyat ka tha ;-
us ki dua qabool howi
aur
ab masha Allah wo ye parh raha hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Docter:tm bus 2 din ki mehman hu.
Girl:koi bachny ka rasta?
Dr:jo ye parh raha hai us ko kiss karo.
Girl:aaakh thooo mar jane do mujhe
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa:me bachpan me bahut taqatwar tha.
Banta:wo kaise?
Santa:meri maan kehti hai k jab me rota tha to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 bar english ki class me pathan ki zor se hawa nikal gai.
Teacher:what is this
pathan :this is my back ground music
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Docter:me tumhen aisi dawai dun ga k tm pher se jawan ho jao ge
sardar:aisa zulam na karna docter sahab mujhe pensin milne wali hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar:docter sahab mujhe 5 sal pehlay bukhar howa tha
docter:ab kia howa
sardar :ap ne nahane se mana kia tha ab me naha lun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 sardar aaina dekh k sochne laga yar isko kahen dekha hai.
Thori dair sochnay k bad ye to wohi hai
jo mere sath us din bal katwa raha tha
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boy:tume gale laga sakta hun without tuching
girl:imposible
boy :lagi shart pepsi ki
girl:ok
boy ne zor se galy lagaya;-
girl:but u tuchd me
boy:la raha hun pepsi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boy:i love you and i want to mary u.
Girl:bhai urdu me bolo mujhe angrezi nai ati
boy:kuch nai baji dua karo taliban se muzakrat kamiyab ho jaen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar ko khawab me kisi ne qatal kardia
subah sardar ne apna hbl ka acconut band kara dia. Q k jahan khawab wahan hpl aur hbl khawabun ko tabeer me badal sakta hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boy:janu hmary pyar k bare me kisi ko mat batana.
Girl:teri behan ko ko zaroor btaon kameeni kehti thi koi kutta hoga jo tujhe pyar karega.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)