Relationship; 400 Jokes

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sholay

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""
Regards
Leo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Suhaag Raat

Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.

"kia hua"khawand nay kaha

"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mujh se Shadi Kero Ger

Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?

Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?

O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tum Nay Meray Lover Ko

Ek Larki Doosri Larki Say: Tum Nay Meray Lover Ko i Love YOu Kio Kaha.
2nd Larki: Behen Jab Tak Larka Kunwara Ha, Na Tumhara Ha Na Hamara Ha. :O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
What does that mean?

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
When ur GF blocks u on fb

When ur GF blocks u on fb

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Its an electronic divorce Tounge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larrki Saath Ho Toh Hotel Bill

Larrki Saath Ho Toh Hotel Bill
Larrki Dur Hoo Toh Mobile Bill
Ladki Nah Mile Toh Daru Ka Bill
Isliyeah Nah Lagao Dil
Naah Aayegaa Bill

Luv Saay Bolo Jaai Lookpaal Bill.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Rishta Discussion

Rishta discussion now a days:

Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??

Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush

kay 110th stage per hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aj BV ne bohat mara

Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy

Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?

MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?
SON: Khirki sy?
MOM: Woh kaisay?
SON:Kal jab aap ny Bel di tou Papa ny sath wali
Aunty sy kaha
" JAAN TUM KHIRKI SY NIKAL JAO".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One Day A Boy Sat With One Girl,

One Day A Boy Sat With One Girl, Next Day With
Another Girl, Third Day With Another Girl, We Can
Learn A Moral From This, Girls Changes, Boy Will
Not.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife and INSULT

INSULT AND WIFE ARE SAME!!
we like it only when , it's of others :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
HUSBAND

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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