Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 529 views

Pathan to maulvi

Molvi pathan se: sana aati hai?
Pathan :sana to nahein aati par us ki choti behn saba aati hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

12 Chote Chote Bche Hain

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver: Apni Speed Dekhi He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

murga kesa diya.

Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. 10 Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A kangaroo kept getting

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi gaon mein shadi karne

Ek aadmi gaon mein shadi karne ke liye ladki dekhe gaya

Baat karte karte ladke ne pucha: Bhen ji aap log kitne bhai bhen hain?

Yeh sunker ladki boli: Abhi tak to 2 the ab aapko milaker 3 ho gaye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)