Relationship; 400 Jokes

Paise wala aadmi

Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta
hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai…:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Titanic dekh kar kya seekha

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.. :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi……………….
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…..
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Dil tor kar chala gaya… .
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KUTTA, KAMINA, HARAMZADA :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girl, boy ko jealous feel karane k liye

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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. Boy:” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A small argument

A small argument between a couple turns
violent.Angry
Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife:
Who is scared of a mouse

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Meri biwi

GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi
beech me
aa jati Hai
MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: may tang agaya hun

Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
SHADI SE PEHLE

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Peyar ke baare me

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bhabhi ko mar dia

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya. Logo ne
pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?
snta bola:
O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se
bat kr rha h to wo khta. Teri bhabhi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maa bete se

Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..
Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Naakaaam BusinessManApni Moti Wife Se

Ek Naakaaam BusinessManApni Moti Wife Se:

“Darling Meri Poori Life Me Sirf Tum Hi Meri Pehli Or Aakhri Investment Ho Jo Double Hui Hai..:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Couple was having dinner

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”

Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home

Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
4 shadion ki ijazat

Wife subah husband ko namaz k liay jagati hai.

Husband: yaar sonay do qaza parh longa.

Wife: Shariat namaz ki qaza ki ijazat nahi deti.

Husband: Shariat 4 shadion ki ijazat bhi to deti hai.

Wife: So jao, so jao, Allah pak bara Ghafoor ur Rahim hai. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

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