Relationship; 400 Jokes

Agar mai gum ho

Wife: Agar mai gum ho Jaon to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?

Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!

Wife: Kiya Add do ge? Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Best friend

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude
and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned
you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor
emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d
like to make a little change…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the
doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he
break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told
him no matter what happened, to follow that
prescription. And the prescription blew out of the
window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the
prescription.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Munna or chinkie

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed
room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay
nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara
phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat
nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade
mil gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love letter

Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend
everyday.
for 3 years.
Circuit: Then what hapned?
Munna: Nothing she married da postman

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love Story-

1 Murga - Murgi Ki Love Story-:
Murga:- I Love U Jaan

Murgi:- Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho? Murga:- Kuch Bhi

Murgi:- Chalo fir 1 Anda De k Dikhao!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tiger N Tigress Were Resting

Tiger N Tigress Were Resting
Under A Tree.
Suddenly A Deer Passed Very Fast.
Tigress Could Not Make Out
.& Asked,”What Was That?”
Tiger Smiled & Said,
“FAST FOOD”… ;-> =P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko

pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko matric kerwaya inter kerwaya BA kerwaya, MA kerwaya, ab kia karu.
Sardar: ab ek acha sa ladka dekh ker shadi kerwado.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
New style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shair, Shairni ko Kiss Karne Laga...

Shair, Shairni ko Kiss Karne Laga...

Sherni Ne Rok Diya,
Aur
Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi.

Shair: Kya Hua Darling...?

Sherni: Dekh Rahi Hon,
Aas Paas DISCOVERY Waly To Nahi Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A woman announces to her friend

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What do you call a deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
walking down the road

A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:

"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Question : Why do girls close their

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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