School and College; 1241 Jokes
Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Usnke Ek Sawal Puhca.
Teacher: “Batao Bacho Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mein Hota Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam Books Mein”
Teacher: “Wo Kaisi?”
Pappu: “Unko Kholte Hi Neend Aane Lag Jati Hai“
by Saif5476 (few years ago!)
Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Usnke Ek Sawal Puhca.
Teacher: “Batao Bacho Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mein Hota Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam Books Mein”
Teacher: “Wo Kaisi?”
Pappu: “Unko Kholte Hi Neend Aane Lag Jati Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko Jhad Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Agar Koi Ladka Aaj Ke Bad Girls Section Gaya To 1st Time Rs.100 Fine Hoga Or 2nd Time 200 & 3rd Time 500 Hoga.”
Pappu Ye Sunkar Bola: “Sir Monthly Package Ke Kya Charges Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chinki Se College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Pucha.
Boy: “Tumhari Age Kya Hai?”
Chinki: “20 Years”
Boy: “Juthi, Tumne To 5 Saal Pahle Bhi Yahi Batayi Thhi”
Chinki: “Dekha, Ladkiya Juban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?”
Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Science Ki Class Mein Ek Theory Pesh Ki, Jiski Wajah Se Sara School Pagal Hote Hote Bacha.
Moon Is More Important Than Sun,
Because It Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed.
& Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
4th Class Ke Ladke Ko Ek 10th Class Ki Ladki Bahut Pasand Thi
Ek Din Usne Usko Purpose Kiya.
Ladka: “I Love You”
Ladki: “Bevkoof Main Tere Se Badi Hun”
Ladka: “Par Main Tumhe Bahut Pyar Karta Hun”
Ladki: “Chal Foot Idhar Se”
Ladka: “Didi Please Maan Jao Na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na
Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.
Beti:AMMI Aap Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna,Hamare Lye Na Sochna
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Beautiful Girl enter the class room..
All boys got crazy for her..
They all stand in her way,, but after her reply they all had almost died..
What she said.. ?
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Bhai sahab jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college. Banta : Really, what is he studying. Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?
Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka.
Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne
phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere 100 marks aate the!
Student : o bhai aate Honge..!
koi achha teacher padhata hoga..:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
College kay peechay nadi ma Principal
Doob raha tha, aik student nay dekha
Aur zor zor se chillatay hoi bhaga....
Kal chutti ha, kal chutti ha!!!!!!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash
hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in
English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Apna Father ka name batao
Lekin shortcut andaz ma batao.
Student:
CNG.
Teacher:
Ya Kaisa Name Ha.
Student:
Chaudhry Nisar Ghonga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)