School and College; 1241 Jokes
Teacher:
Agar Quiad Jinnah ek din k liye
Zinda ho jaye tu kiya karengy?
Student:
Mulk Zardari say lekar wafis Angrezon
Ko de dengy aur sorry b keh dengy!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Biology Ka Practical Karte Hue
Examiner ne 1 bird ki taang dikhai, or Pappu se us Bird ka naam pucha?
Pappu: I Don't Know
Examiner :you are Fail, tumhara naam kia hai??
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Pappu : hamara taang dekho or hamara naam batao
Examiner : nahi pata
Pappu: jao tum bhi fail!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height Of coolness
Two Friends after finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cold drink and talking...
Friend "Dude which paper was it"
Friend "May be maths"
Friend "Hmmm...that means you read the paper?"
Friend "No Man I Saw some one using Calculator :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get????
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Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.
Lalu stands up: We must find & stop her.
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Lalu in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?
Santa: sir pyar oh hai jehda tusi apni beti naal karde ho.
Teacher: te ishq?
Santa: jehda me tuhadi beti naal karda haan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
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Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,
Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths teacher:
Jab main tumharay jitna tha tou mere math main 100 marks aate thay.
Student:
yes sir, aate hongay, koi acha teacher parhata ho ga aap ko..........!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”.
Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge
Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)