Apna Father ka name batao
Teacher:
Apna Father ka name batao
Lekin shortcut andaz ma batao.
Student:
CNG.
Teacher:
Ya Kaisa Name Ha.
Student:
Chaudhry Nisar Ghonga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 521 views
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