1 khubsurat smart larki ne
1 khubsurat smart larki ne gren sot pehna hua ta
Pathan ghor ghor k usko dekh raha ta
Lrki:khan sahb kia masla hy apko?
Pathan:Muje dawat e islami se pyar he.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 667 views
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