Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise
Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho…
Boyfrirend: Kamini Behaya I love you,
Muj se shadi kar k meri zindagi tabah kar de zaleel aurat…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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bole sare bhakt piche pade h,
shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.
Baba-nhi.
Shiv ji-jail hokar aao. Kripa aani suru ho jyegi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
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aik pathaan ki biwi ko pathaan par bohat pyaar ayaa
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A Boy Said:
Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 50 Kg, Wen?
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Bt
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theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.
Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.
Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
GIRL-kya tm mjsepyar krte ho?
golu-ha
grl-lekin tm to meri parwah nhi krte
golu-oye...pyar krnewale kisi ki parwah nhi krte
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