Phtan galti se samundar me gir gaya
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte
doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar
bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 988 views
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