Pathan Ki Chappal
1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,
Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.
Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1036 views
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