1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,

Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.

Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 660 views

Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?

Miss:
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?

Kid:
Miss Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain...:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chor Do Nasha

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola

bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,

bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Hathi b sth chal dia

Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha

Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare

Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?

Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha.......

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

See My Leg & Tell My Name

Sardar In Bio Practical Exam

Examinar:
See Bird’s Leg & Tell Me Its Name

Sardar:
I Don’t Know

Examinar:
U’ve Failed.What’s Ur Name?

Sardar:
See My Leg & Tell My Name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

It is divided in 2 parts

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy: chalte chalte

Boy: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun mai,

Bethe behte kahin kho jata hon mai,

Kya yhi pyar hy?

Girl:Nahi, ye Kamzori hy kaminay:->

Drip lgwa le.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)