Pakistan,china & american man

Pakistani k ghar chinese aur american mehman aaye,
chinese: mein ankhain band kar k ghari py hath rakh kar time bta sakta ho.
american: mein soraj ko daikh k time bta sakta ho.
itnay m pakitani zor say hansa aur bloa;
lo g 7 baj gay,
chinese aur american aik dum heran ho gay aur bolay
yar tum nay kaisay time bta dia???
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pakistani:. OYE BIJLI CHALII GAI HAI............................................

by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!) / 605 views
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