Inspector
Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha
abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 846 views
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