Santa ki collage mein

Santa ki collage mein ek friend bani
usne ek sher sunaya

Santa ka sher:Is tarah mujhe apni taraf mat khicho sanam branded t-shirt hai fat gayi to bahut marunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 627 views
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