Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se
Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se gussa the aur apas me baatcheet nahi kar rahe the.
Laloo ko subha kahi jana tha. Voh Rabri ke bed ke pas ik note rakh deta hai: "Humko kal subhe paanch baje utha dena."
Agle din Laloo ki neend subhe 8 baje khulti hai. Uske talbe par note likha hota hai: Dear Husband Paanch baje gaye hai, uth jao!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views
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