Amrood khaty waqt
Amrood khaty waqt agar keera nazar aa jaye to bohat dil kharab hota hai,
magar...
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ziyada jaan uss waqt nikalti hai..
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jab..
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keera aadha ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1067 views
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