Amrood khaty waqt

Amrood khaty waqt agar keera nazar aa jaye to bohat dil kharab hota hai,

magar...

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ziyada jaan uss waqt nikalti hai..

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jab..

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keera aadha ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 676 views
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