Woman In Heaven
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views
Similar Jokes
A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.
"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."
"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"
"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.
"My wife is a zebra.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Divyansh ek din samose ke sirf aloo kha rha tha aur bahar ka fek raha tha.kisi ne usse puccha ki voh sirf samose ke aloo kyo kha raha hai
Diyansh bola doctor ne mujhe bahar ki cije khane se mana kiya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What`s he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tm Ussay Debug Karnaa
Wait Mein Karoongah
Tmhaara Intezaar Karte Kartay
Main So Gaya Yeah Dekho Mera Connection
Time Out
Hou Gayaa.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Aik dost(dosre se)main aj ehadkiya hay ke main aynda shart nahi lagaon ga. Dosra dost lekin tum esa nahi kar sako ge. Pehla dostshart laga lo.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...
SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...
GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...
ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....
EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...
RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...
PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...
FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Boyfriend:
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki
Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar
'Khud Kushi' kar Raha hun.. =/
... ... Girlfriend:
Achha.. 1 White Suit to Dila do,
13vee pe Kya Pehnungi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BOY TO GIRL- MUJHSE FRIENDSHIP KAROGI
GIRL- MERE GHARWALE ALLOW NAHI KARTE
BOY- HA HAAN JAISE MUJHE MERE GHAR WALO NE ASHIQI SOCIETY KI MEMBERSHIP DIL WA RAKHI HAI
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!
2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat
Apny Bety Ko Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:
Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo
Warna Main Is Uncle Ko De Doon Gi
Jab Us Aurat N 4th Bar
Ye Hi Alfaaz Boly To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:
O Baji Gi Jaldi Faisla Karo,
Halway K Chakkar Main
4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)