pathan to TT
Pathan: Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bajy
TT: Jana Kahan He?
Pathan: Patri Cross Karni He.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 601 views
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
I broke up my relation.. :( :( :(
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr... :p :p
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi thi.. :D
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Ans: Sirf 4
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1- Mairi wali
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Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.
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