pathan to TT
Pathan: Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bajy
TT: Jana Kahan He?
Pathan: Patri Cross Karni He.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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