Boy: Will you marry me?
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
(Boy starts running...)
Girl: Hey where are you going?
Boy: I'm going to update my relationship status on facebook =P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya
Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye
Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,
Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha
Magr same result
Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!
Moral:
Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...
Smjh to gaye ho gy ap
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Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)