1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to
mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to
kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 806 views

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil”

Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe

Dhamki? Ya Fir Chance

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar
karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor
diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss
karogi.. .

Ladki:" no, Usne b chhor diya.. .
Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur
chance ki dua karne lagi.. .
.
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya.. .

Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse
pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi
karungi" . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or

bola Pappu:"
Characterless girl,
Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Late Gujju

A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.

"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

"Muna ni ba ", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta… Ap ko koi takleef hai?

Aik buzarg se kisi ne pucha: Aap hmesha zameen per hi kyu bethtay hain?

Bazurg ne boht khubsurat jawab diya

Beta… Ap ko koi takleef hai?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

When you buy a note

SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”

BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)