Train track

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to
mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to
kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 597 views
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