Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1091 views

Sardar park me baitha tha.

Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend:Kya kar raha hy?

Sardar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?

Sardar:Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Debate Military Issue

I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Neend aati hai to

Neend aati hai to Khuab aata hai,

Khuabon main Ek Larki aati hai,
Larki k peechy uska Baap aata hai,

Phir Na Neend aati hai, Na Khuab aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Driving on wrong side

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road
He Became Upset & Said :
Shit I Think I Am Late To
The Function All R Coming Back

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I love you janu

Number dial karne se:
Ladka:I love you janu.
Ladki ki maa:oh, really.
Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.
Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?
Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)