Pathan ki Dua
1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 896 views
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