Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka Program Banaya Aur Ek Baar Mein Pahunch Gaye.

Baarah Botal Pine Ke Baad Waiter Ne Hairan Hote Hue Naarad Se Puchha,

Waiter: “Aapko Chadti Nahi kya?”
Narad Ji Muskurate Hue Bole: “Main Bhagwan Hoon Na Isliye”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

Desi Dictionary

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Office Chal rahe ho kya?

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya

Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty karnay jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A phatan joined Army

A phatan joined Army A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?

doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?
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santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi…
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doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete….
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santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar with girlfriend

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)