College kay peechay nadi ma

College kay peechay nadi ma Principal
Doob raha tha, aik student nay dekha

Aur zor zor se chillatay hoi bhaga....
Kal chutti ha, kal chutti ha!!!!!!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 663 views
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