A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door.

A lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow Droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 716 views

Funny Bapu In Interview

Funny Bapu In Interview

Interviewer: Aap Ka Janam Kaha Hua Tha?

Bapu: Porbandar.
Interviewer:Uska Spelling Batao?

Bapu:Majak Kar Raha Tha,Gujraat Main Hua Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pitai ker di

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di
Bnta-Kyu
Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki"KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naughty : Height of Shame

Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered.

A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

is shart pe....

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

INTELEGENT ANSWER

BRITISH: WHY U ALL MUSLIMS R IN DIFFRENT COLOURS? LOOK V R ALL WHITE

DR ALLAMA IQBAL SAID: HORSES R IN DIFFERENT COLOUR BUT ALL DONKEY R SAME.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)