Girl : I'm warning you

My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..

Girl : That's why I'm warning you..
Hurry up

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views

What do you mean

Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?

Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

R u male or female?.

Pathan: R u male or female?.

Khusra: Both.

Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sexwith male or female?.

Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female.

Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tech Support for the Young

My husband Jeff and I incurred several problems while

assembling our new computer system, so we called the help desk.

The man on the phone started to talk to Jeff in computer jargon, which confused us even more. 'Sir,' my husband politely said, 'please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old.'

'Okay,' the computer technician replied. 'Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Paint Karvate Hue Kaisi Paisi Bachaye?

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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“Same As Above“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)