subha se le k sham tak sham se le k rat tak rat se le kar subha tak subha se fir sham tak Bus G kia bataon light ne tang kar rakha hai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 819 views

kids in hospitol

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying
on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to
get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are
you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good
luck, buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Santa asks Banta

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Husband: may tang agaya hun

Husband: may tang agaya hun
.
.
Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
.
.
Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
.
Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
.
.
Wife:
.
.
.
hamara duppata..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Choohe maar dawai

Pappu:choohe marne wali dawai to dena.

Dokandar:ghar le k jani hai

pappu:aur kia choohe pakar kar yahan le aaon

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Attendence...

Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)