Apple Aur Mango
Pathan Darakht Py Chara
Tu Opar Bandar Ny Pocha:
Opar Q Aya?
Pathan: APPLE Khanay!
Bandar: Ye Tu MANGO Ka Darakht Hai
Pathan: Saalay Apple Sath Laya Hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 691 views
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