There was a mosquito
There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…!!!!!
What a touching story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 790 views
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