before marriage
Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
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Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
.
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Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... ginney to de.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 896 views
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