At Age 3 We Start Study With Tears & At Age 23 We Finish Study With Tears…
1st Tears are Due to Fear of New Place & 2nd are Due to Missing Dears

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 727 views

Lawn ka print

Ek larki ka dil sub se ziyada kab dukhta hai?
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jub wo kisi kam wali ko apne jaisa lawn ka print pehne howe dekhti hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

The Comishener

It Was Back Wen All The Riots Were On And Ben The
New 18 Year Old Police Officer Was Called Up Front
Row Of The Riot pack. He Was All Siked Up For It
Until All The Riot Was Charging At Him So He Got
So Scared He Just Turned Back Closed His Eyes
And

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ji ( to doctor )

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.

Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?

Sardar ji : What problem?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko

Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kitna chota tanga

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar
Rickshaw Dekha.
SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)