The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1096 views

Beta mojhe vikram betal ki

maa - beta mojhe vikram betal ki fils dekhni hai
neta = woh vikram betal nahi woh bacchans ki paa film hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi ne New Sim li

Biwi ne New Sim li or socha Shohar ko Surprise don,

Shohar Room mei betha tha wo kitchen mei gai or shohar ko Call ki:"Helo Drling"
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Shohar ne halki Awaz me jwab dia:
Tum baad me cal krna abi 'Dainn' kitchen me hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Solid insult

Solid insult..:p

grl-waiter 1 bread wali roti laana..

waiter-sry mam mai kuch samja nhi..

boy-aree gaanv ki h..pizza maang rhi h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan had a deep cut on his leg.

Pathan had a deep cut on his leg.

Nurse said it would be stitched and 10 stitches are required.

Pathan asked the cost.

Nurse replied,” 3000?

Pathan said I need stitches not embroidery.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta Owned A Factory.

Banta Owned A Factory.
He Issued Orders That Only Married Men Would Be Employed.

Friend Asks: Why This ?
Banta Reply: Because Married Men Are More Obedient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)