Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to
Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to
Pakistan ki halat dekh k yeh kehtay..
"Jis raat maine Pakistan ka khawab dekha
Kash uss raat Jaag kar main koi achi Film hi daikh laita"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views
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(,")/ Hat
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