Tumhare father kia karte hain?
Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?
Student: HBFC k malik hain.
Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?
Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 636 views
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