English Wife
English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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BOY:
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A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
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How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate.
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Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi pee raha tha
Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan nhi nikal raha hai?
Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat, Yeh “CNG” bidi hai...!!!
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Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne Byfnd ko call kiya kaha mere ghar pe
koi nhi he
ladka uski ghar pe gya
sach me koi nhi tha
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Pathan : meri oulaad nahi hoti.
Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
Dost: kiya hua?
Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:
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