Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1233 views

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suna Ha Ap Ki

Suna Ha Ap Ki Muskrahat Pay Har Koi Marta Ha,
Zara Time Nikal K Aao Na.
Aik Chooha Marwana Ha :P
Zaalim ZEHER Say Bhi Nahi Marta :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya

1 Larki ne apne new bf ko phone kiya..

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ?
Larka: Shave bana raha hu.
... Larki: ok, main baad me call karti hu.

Larki ne 30 minut baad Call ki

Larki: kya kar rahe ho ji ?
Larka: yaar shave bana raha hu.
Larki: ok, I'll call u later.

Larki ne 1 h0ur baad Call ki

Larki: janu ab kaha ho ?
Larka: yaar abhi to main shave bana raha hu.

Larki chair k boli: din mein kitni baar shave karte ho :-??

Larka: lagbhag 50 bar.
Larki: are pagal ho kya?
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Larka: nahi barber h0un ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

"I just don't care"

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,

“you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt.”

The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?

Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)