bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,



Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 3050 views
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