Pthan ko doctor ne
Pthan ko doctor ne E. C. G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan jab phoncha to test ka naam bhool gya
thori dair sochne k bad kehne lga,
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"Bhai jan! Hum ko C.N.G krdo"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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