Pthan ko doctor ne E. C. G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan jab phoncha to test ka naam bhool gya

thori dair sochne k bad kehne lga,
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"Bhai jan! Hum ko C.N.G krdo"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views

Jyotish Aur Bhavishya

Jyotishi Ek Lady Se: Tumhare Pati Ka Bhavishya Jaanna Chahti Ho??

Lady: Nahi Inka Bhavishya To Mere haath Main Hai Filhal Bhootkal Bataiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey zaroqataar ro rahey they or marney waley sey shikayat ker rahey they

“Tum is dunya ko chor ker kyun chaley gyey? tumharey janey key baad meri dunya hi andher ho gyee.

Tum zinda hotey to mujhey yeh din kyun dekhney naseeb hotey? Yeh museebtein kyun sehna parteen?”

Qareeb ki qabar per kharey ek sahab ney un ka haal dekh ker hamdardi bharey lehjey mein poocha, kyun sahab, marney waley aap key qareebi dost ya rishtey daar they?

Pehley sahab boley, “Nahi, meri biwi key pehley shohar…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

computer sy jang

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Machhar Marny Per Chutti

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marriage is like a mousetrap.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)