Balance kam hai.
Pathan ki biwi ne pathan ko SMS kya: Ghar kab aa rahy ho?
Message kar k batao.
Pathan ne SMS kya: Main nahi bata sakta.
Balance kam hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 785 views
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