Lottery lga de
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared &
said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 586 views
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