A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared &
said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 627 views

Training courses For Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sheshe ki gurentee

Sardar:
Is sheeshay ki kya guarante
hy?
Dukandar:
Esko 100 manzil se nichey
girao,99
manzil tk nhi tootey ga.

Sardar:
jee Oye!kar dy pack.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

What does that mean?

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)