Machhar Marny Per Chutti
Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?
Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.
Maa: Aisa Kyon?
Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1109 views
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