Son: Dad, what is an idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 673 views
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